New Beginnings...

Yes folks, crazy shit is in the works. ColoRADo, get ready to party.

Night Race...

Torched - Race Info...

7 p.m. Check in at the pirates lair. Roll out at 7:30. Show and go. No prizes, no rules, no entry fee. Last ride with the Pirate. 18611 W. 66th Pl., Shawnee KS 66218. Bikes and lights.

Spoked...

Spoke Card, bitches...

Torched...

Team 8 Lumens and The Pirate Crew present

Torched

A Pirate cXc Summer Night Race (and going away bash for The Pirate).

More details soon, but for now - MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!

There will be a 40 rider limit. $10. Registration opens on Friday the 13th @ midnight.

Check back here for updates.

Prepare For Glory...

New Cones...

There's a constant influx of race prep goodies here at Pirate cXc headquarters. We received a grip of x-cog cones today for future course marking domination. Keep checking back for our soon-to-be-announced Summer race event. We know you like different, so we're gonna give it to you.

Summer Race?

Folks, it has been decided. By popular demand, we will be holding a summer race event. What, What you say? Yes, it's going to happen. We have several spectacular ideas that will turn your world upside down. Check back for further details in the upcoming week(s) and prepare for stardom.

Fire & Film...

Thanks to TallBitch for the sweet footage of the race that never happened. enjoy! 

Death & Taxes - RESULTS...

Death & Taxes - Results
March 30th, 2013, Series Championship

These are the official unofficial results of sorts. We had many folks roll through the finish line and not give us their number, or not finish, or lost their number, were totally drunk or too stuck-in-the-moment of the naked-fire-jumping to care. Some times and bonus' were simply not recorded for whatever reason, heck, we might have been to drunk - who knows. We sure hope that even though your skills of speed and bravery may not be reflected here, that you enjoyed the heck out of the race. Thanks to all who came out!

Results are posted as follow; 
Bonus Points / Actual Finish Time / Adjusted Finish Time
( ? = either we did not get a time, a # , bonus points or we have just no phuggin' clue)

Single Speed

1. The Manimal  38 / 100:20 / 22:20
2. Speeding Jesus  26 / 52:51 / 26:51
3. Silent Killer  7 / 47:35 / 40:35
4. HandleBalls  19 / 58:30 / 41:30
5. DickBallz  18 / 112:00 / 54:00
6. Britton  1 / 55:44 / 54:44
7. Beej  23 / 120:35 / 57:35
8. Pat  4 / 102:00 / 58:00
9. Princess Bonerghost  ? / 59:59 / 59:59
10. Taylor  ? / 103:52 / 103:52
11. M@  4 / 112:00 / 108:00
12. Cotter  ? / 101:31 / 101:31
13. ChrisGo  26 / ? / ?
14. Justin  ? / ? / ?

Geared

1. G-Wiz  26 / 49:33 / 23:33
2. Flash Gordon  10 / 47:55 / 37:55
3. David  8 / 52:36 / 44:36
4. Smoovranger  11 / 101:51 / 50:51
5. Ian  3 / 54:45 / 51:45
6. S.Kelly  ? / 53:25 / 53:25
7. Kev  15 / 112:14 / 57:14
8. Doug  11 / 109:14 / 58:14
9. Sarah  5 / 108:50 / 103:50
10. Classic Adam  ? / 107:10 / 107:10
11. Levon  ? / 112:58 / 112:58
12. Jones  1 / 117:26 / 116:26
13. Chasm  19 / ? / ?
14. Richard  17 / ? / ?
15. Marian  12 / ? / ?
16. M@  13 / ? / ?
17. Max  8 / ? / ?
18. Bruce  8 / ? / ?
19. Kauk  6 / ? / ?
20. Possun  ? / ? / ?
21. Kacey  ? / ? / ?

Fastest Overall Finish 

1. The Silent Killer 47:35 (actual)

Fastest 1st lap

1. G-Wiz 11:31 (actual)

Best Crash

1. Possun (Fire-jump OTB = broken fork)
2. M@ (Fire Jump OTB)
3. THIS guy

DFL

1. ChrisGo (not verified, but you know he was just walking around the course anyway, with a bike...)

Skid Contest

1. Chasm (Holy Shit that was money!)
2. HandleBalls

Best Costume

1. Chasm (Swedish Chef)
2. White Mike (Sumo)
3. Freightcar (Cactus, even though he did'nt race in it!!!)

Most Bonus Points

1. The Manimal (38)
2. G-Wiz & Speeding Jesus (26)
3. Beej (23)

Series Champs

(present at and kicked ass at all three series races)

Singlespeed

1. The Manimal

Geared

1. G-Wiz