Winter - Results

Race No. 1 - Redrum
(2013)


Geared (6 laps)
  1. G-Wiz  38:09 / 25:39
  2. Shoffner  45:30 / 31:00
  3. Tige  39:00 / 32:00
  4. FlashGordon  38:10 / 38:10
  5. Hirtz  50:33 / 43:33
  6. Devine  47:00 / 44:00
  7. T.C.  50:33 / 45:03
  8. Worthy  47:15 / 46:15
  9. Mason  54:20 / 48:20
  10. Big Grin  48:25 / 48:25
  11. Snyder  50:32 / 50:32
  12. Nelson  50:40 / 50:40
  13. Chasm  52:18 / 52:18
  14. Freightcar  56:20 / 56:20
  15. Possum  56:45 / 56:45
  16. Bradley  57:03 / 57:04
  17. Ti_Leg  DNF (1 lap, broke arm)

SingleSpeed (6 laps)
  1. Speeding Jesus  43:30 / 32:10
  2. The Manimal  40:00 / 32:30
  3. Coletrain  39:59 / 32:59
  4. The Silent Killer  39:40 / 37:10
  5. Double-D  44:30 / 38:30
  6. Handelballs  43:20 / 38:50
  7. Cotter  43:59 / 40:29
  8. Bay  56:45 / 47:25
  9. Captain Cuntwat  49:10 / 49:10
  10. White Mike  58:30 / 54:00
  11. ChrisGo  DNF (5 laps, "too many brownies")


Fastest First Lap
  • The Manimal  6:38


Fastest Overall Finish (actual)
  • Geared - G-Wiz  38:09
  • SS - The Silent Killer  39:40


DFL (actual)
  • White Mike  58:30


DNF (Broken Arm)
  • Ti_Leg  (1st lap)


Best Costume
  • We can’t remember, but - Big Grin (tranny), White Mike (pseudo Elmo), Tige (KISS), Handleballs (fairy) are all honorable mention.


Best Crash(s)
  • Mark’s OTB at the Ladder Bridge
  • Ti_Legs broken arm tumble

Most Bonus Time Earned

  • Shoffner with 14 minutes (that’s nearly two free laps!!!)


Race No. 2 - Black Beard
Non-Race (2013)
Team
  1. G-Wiz & Handleballs
  2. Freightcar & Speeding Jesus
  3. The Manimal & Handleballs
  4. Corey & Double-D
  5. Dungan & Brandon
  6. Beej & Justification
  7. Max
  8. Lauren & The Bartender
Most Bonus Points
  1. Speeding Jesus OR G-wiz (were not really sure)
Best Crash
  1. Handleballs?
DFL
  1. Beej


Race No. 3 - Death & Taxes
(2013)


Results are posted as follow
Bonus Points / Actual Finish Time / Adjusted Finish Time

Single Speed
  1. The Manimal  38 / 100:20 / 22:20
  2. Speeding Jesus  26 / 52:51 / 26:51
  3. Silent Killer  7 / 47:35 / 40:35
  4. HandleBalls  19 / 58:30 / 41:30
  5. DickBallz  18 / 112:00 / 54:00
  6. Britton  1 / 55:44 / 54:44
  7. Beej  23 / 120:35 / 57:35
  8. Pat  4 / 102:00 / 58:00
  9. Princess Bonerghost  ? / 59:59 / 59:59
  10. Taylor  ? / 103:52 / 103:52
  11. M@  4 / 112:00 / 108:00
  12. Cotter  ? / 101:31 / 101:31
  13. ChrisGo  26 / ? / ?
  14. Justin  ? / ? / ?


Geared
  1. G-Wiz  26 / 49:33 / 23:33
  2. Flash Gordon  10 / 47:55 / 37:55
  3. David  8 / 52:36 / 44:36
  4. Smoovranger  11 / 101:51 / 50:51
  5. Ian  3 / 54:45 / 51:45
  6. S.Kelly  ? / 53:25 / 53:25
  7. Kev  15 / 112:14 / 57:14
  8. Doug  11 / 109:14 / 58:14
  9. Sarah  5 / 108:50 / 103:50
  10. Classic Adam  ? / 107:10 / 107:10
  11. Levon  ? / 112:58 / 112:58
  12. Jones  1 / 117:26 / 116:26
  13. Chasm  19 / ? / ?
  14. Richard  17 / ? / ?
  15. Marian  12 / ? / ?
  16. M@  13 / ? / ?
  17. Max  8 / ? / ?
  18. Bruce  8 / ? / ?
  19. Kauk  6 / ? / ?
  20. Possun  ? / ? / ?
  21. Kacey  ? / ? / ?

Fastest Overall Finish 
  1. The Silent Killer 47:35 (actual)
Fastest 1st lap
  1. G-Wiz 11:31 (actual)
Best Crash
  1. Possun (Fire-jump OTB = broken fork)
  2. M@ (Fire Jump OTB)
  3. THIS guy
DFL
  1. ChrisGo (not verified, but you know he was just walking around the course anyway, with a bike...)
Skid Contest
  1. Chasm (Holy Shit that was money!)
  2. HandleBalls
Best Costume
  1. Chasm (Swedish Chef)
  2. White Mike (Sumo)
  3. Freightcar (Cactus, even though he did'nt race in it!!!)
Most Bonus Points
  1. The Manimal (38)
  2. G-Wiz & Speeding Jesus (26)
  3. Beej (23)
Series Champs
(present all all three races)

Singlespeed
  1. The Manimal
Geared
  1. G-Wiz


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Race No. 1 - The Darkness
(2012)

SingleSpeed
  1. Taylor (32:47)
  2. The Manimal (36:50)
  3. Fixie Mike (37:10)
  4. Speeding Jesus
  5. Vince
  6. Billy
  7. Will
  8. Beej
Geared
  1. G-Wiz (31:15)
  2. Farmer (36:00)
  3. Mapes (38:10)
  4. Thad
  5. Jeff
  6. JDoug
  7. Kevin
  8. John
  9. Snyder
  10. Boos
Fastest 1st Lap
G-Wiz (8:50)

DFL
Beeg
Best Costume 
Thaddeus Maximus

Most Bonus Points 
Mapes
Race No. 2 - The Howling
(2012)


Singlespeed
  1. T.Donn (33:00)
  2. Taylor (41:00)
  3. Speeding Jesus (44:45)
  4. Andrew
  5. The Manimal
  6. J.Bay
Geared
  1. G-Wiz (35:10)
  2. Fixie Mike (55:40)
  3. Summers (107:00)
  4. Chris
  5. F.M.
  6. Nick
  7. Beeg
Fastest Lap
T.Donn (15:40)
Most Bonus Points
The Manimal - 49pts.
DFL
Beeg (2 for 2)
Best Dressed
F.M.

Race No. 3 - The Deep
(2012)

Singlespeed
  1. T.Donn  14:21
  2. The Manimal  24:59
  3. Speeding Jesus  26:58
  4. Taylor  28:13
  5. Billy  35:80
  6. Coletrain  39:29
  7. Justin B.  40:16
  8. Thad  44:14
  9. Andrew  44:30
  10. Beej  46:30
  11. Vince  47:00
  12. Hector  48:15
  13. Chris  49:39
  14. Justin P. DNF
Geared
  1. G-Wiz  13:27
  2. Farmer  31:21
  3. ClassicAdam  39:00
  4. Dane  40:20
  5. Staci  41:45
  6. Kevin N.  42:01
  7. Squara  44:45
  8. Patrick 60:00
  9. ChrisGo  DNF
Fastest 1st Lap
  • T. Donn  9:30
Most Bonus Points
  • G-Wiz  32 pts.
Best Crash
  • G-Wiz (during the pre-race contest)
Best Costume
  • Billy & The Manimal
  • Farmer (Honorable Mention)
Pre-Race Contest
  • Patrick & Billy
DFL
  • Patrick