Death & Taxes - RESULTS...

Death & Taxes - Results
March 30th, 2013, Series Championship

These are the official unofficial results of sorts. We had many folks roll through the finish line and not give us their number, or not finish, or lost their number, were totally drunk or too stuck-in-the-moment of the naked-fire-jumping to care. Some times and bonus' were simply not recorded for whatever reason, heck, we might have been to drunk - who knows. We sure hope that even though your skills of speed and bravery may not be reflected here, that you enjoyed the heck out of the race. Thanks to all who came out!

Results are posted as follow; 
Bonus Points / Actual Finish Time / Adjusted Finish Time
( ? = either we did not get a time, a # , bonus points or we have just no phuggin' clue)

Single Speed

1. The Manimal  38 / 100:20 / 22:20
2. Speeding Jesus  26 / 52:51 / 26:51
3. Silent Killer  7 / 47:35 / 40:35
4. HandleBalls  19 / 58:30 / 41:30
5. DickBallz  18 / 112:00 / 54:00
6. Britton  1 / 55:44 / 54:44
7. Beej  23 / 120:35 / 57:35
8. Pat  4 / 102:00 / 58:00
9. Princess Bonerghost  ? / 59:59 / 59:59
10. Taylor  ? / 103:52 / 103:52
11. M@  4 / 112:00 / 108:00
12. Cotter  ? / 101:31 / 101:31
13. ChrisGo  26 / ? / ?
14. Justin  ? / ? / ?

Geared

1. G-Wiz  26 / 49:33 / 23:33
2. Flash Gordon  10 / 47:55 / 37:55
3. David  8 / 52:36 / 44:36
4. Smoovranger  11 / 101:51 / 50:51
5. Ian  3 / 54:45 / 51:45
6. S.Kelly  ? / 53:25 / 53:25
7. Kev  15 / 112:14 / 57:14
8. Doug  11 / 109:14 / 58:14
9. Sarah  5 / 108:50 / 103:50
10. Classic Adam  ? / 107:10 / 107:10
11. Levon  ? / 112:58 / 112:58
12. Jones  1 / 117:26 / 116:26
13. Chasm  19 / ? / ?
14. Richard  17 / ? / ?
15. Marian  12 / ? / ?
16. M@  13 / ? / ?
17. Max  8 / ? / ?
18. Bruce  8 / ? / ?
19. Kauk  6 / ? / ?
20. Possun  ? / ? / ?
21. Kacey  ? / ? / ?

Fastest Overall Finish 

1. The Silent Killer 47:35 (actual)

Fastest 1st lap

1. G-Wiz 11:31 (actual)

Best Crash

1. Possun (Fire-jump OTB = broken fork)
2. M@ (Fire Jump OTB)
3. THIS guy

DFL

1. ChrisGo (not verified, but you know he was just walking around the course anyway, with a bike...)

Skid Contest

1. Chasm (Holy Shit that was money!)
2. HandleBalls

Best Costume

1. Chasm (Swedish Chef)
2. White Mike (Sumo)
3. Freightcar (Cactus, even though he did'nt race in it!!!)

Most Bonus Points

1. The Manimal (38)
2. G-Wiz & Speeding Jesus (26)
3. Beej (23)

Series Champs

(present at and kicked ass at all three series races)

Singlespeed

1. The Manimal

Geared

1. G-Wiz